Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles

Guess again. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

I Dated a Robot

Look, last night was a mistake. Do a flip! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

• I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
• OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.

The Late Philip J. Fry

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

The Series Has Landed

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?

1. Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
2. No. We're on the top.
3. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
4. And why did 'I' have to take a cab?

My Three Suns

OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. No argument here. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. It must be wonderful. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.